In the distance hear the laughter of the The Last Unicorg.

 

chandri:

You know what I love? Being allergic to mosquito bites to such a (n unpredictable) degree that sometimes they are just regular tiny itchy bumps and sometimes they are alarmingly swollen and half the size of my knee. Mosquito bites on joints are the best, right? At least, I’m pretty sure it’s a mosquito bite; it’s so swollen I can’t really tell. It’s only driving me crazy a little bit I swear.

I got so many in Belize that I had to get antihistamine injections.

onewomanareme:

Lets do an experiment: reblog if you would feel safer hanging out with trans women (regardless of what genitals they currently posses) than Cis women who are transphobic and deny trans women’s obvious womanhood.

girlplaysgame:

gentlemankrogan:

pandasize is off in Vegas for a bachelorette party, so I took Grunt for a hike through the redwoods.  Conquering mountains is kinda like conquering Collectors, right?

Omg so kewt

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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raideo:

spookyelric:

sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

(Source: seriouslyamerica)

johnnytempestade:

when people ask why more comic book characters should be cast as PoC just reply with this

(Source: mezzutozzil)

Successfully made quiche for breakfast even though ironbearicade has neither a pie pan nor a rolling pin.

Successfully made quiche for breakfast even though ironbearicade has neither a pie pan nor a rolling pin.

thelastunicorg:

Why are you trying to eat my phone?!

Also for the record I literally woke up with her tail in my mouth.

thelastunicorg:

Why are you trying to eat my phone?!

Also for the record I literally woke up with her tail in my mouth.

Why are you trying to eat my phone?!

Why are you trying to eat my phone?!

blockoftext:

Breakfast: An attempt was made. The eggs were watery, the pancakes were burned and/or underdone, the bacon attacked me with hot oil… but damn it still tasted good. 

I bet you miss me now.

collababortion:

shimmerandfadeaway:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.
you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

Go on with your bad self

I love that, in a brief interview I got to see, she stated that her main goal was to have more girls play ball so that “we could maybe get our own locker room.” Like, that’s all she wanted, and then she went back to talking about how winning is a TEAM effort and that the reporter should interview the rest of the team, too.I LOVE THIS ONE.

collababortion:

shimmerandfadeaway:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

burningbrooklynbridges:

grown. ass. men.

you scared she gonna strike out yr precious baby boy? OH TOO LATE.

they were doing a special on her on one of the news channels at the gym. i didnt have the headphones so i couldnt hear the story, but one of the photos they showed was of a little girl in the crowd holding up a sign that said “I want to throw like a girl.” For every pathetic, insecure grown man who is threatened by this amazingly talented girl, hopefully there is another little girl who is inspired. But that she has to put up wit this kind of abuse even though she is OBJECTIVELY the best pitcher in the league right now and can throw a ball SEVENTY MILES PER HOUR is absolutely uncalled for. She is truly phenomenal, and those dads can all go eat shit and live

Go on with your bad self

I love that, in a brief interview I got to see, she stated that her main goal was to have more girls play ball so that “we could maybe get our own locker room.” Like, that’s all she wanted, and then she went back to talking about how winning is a TEAM effort and that the reporter should interview the rest of the team, too.
I LOVE THIS ONE.

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

I’m going to pee in the lawful fountain.

The chaotic ranger, to the horrified party (via outofcontextdnd)

secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealthy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane you would never know there was a fucking city down there

secretpolice-carnation:

artofadesignermind:

Town designed to look like a drought burdened desert

that is stealthy as fuck imagine looking down on that shit from an airplane you would never know there was a fucking city down there

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.