In the distance hear the laughter of the The Last Unicorg.

 

ironbearicade:

This is my parents’ dog Grady. She’s full of love but very afraid of people. Today, I got to pet her!

I petted her once and then she ran and hid in a bedroom.

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

Can somebody break this down for me? Why’s it so powerful? What exactly is it saying?

(via dakotacityukuleleorchestra)

Wow, this is great!  I never really thought about it this way before, but it’s actually true. And it makes me feel really bad for all the Cinderella haters out there (I know they exist, there was that one article by the mom who doesn’t like Disney Princesses and dislikes Ella most of all).

I think we’re so used to Disney girls getting a prince as part of their happy ending that we confuse this with wanting a prince from the beginning. (I know “Cinderella” is bigger than the Disney version but it’s what I am familiar with, so let’s focus on that XD)

Cinderella isn’t dreaming some impossible dream.  She wants to be treated decently and have the chance to find her own happiness.  And even in the bad situation she’s in, she does her best to be cheerful and good, because she has faith things will get better.

Cinderella is denied the status of her birth (forced to work as a servant for her stepmother and stepsisters) and mistreated, and clearly isolated from everyone else but the family (she’s making friends with mice and birds, come on).  She dreams of a better life, but she tells her animal friends that she “can’t tell” them what she’s been dreaming, because if you tell a wish it won’t come true.  Aside from this, she’s pretty practical, though.

"I know it isn’t easy," Cinderella says to her dog, knowing that he’s been dreaming of chasing her stepmother’s sadistic cat, "but at Ieast we should try to get along together."

And in fact, she doesn’t actually ask for a night off and dress. If things had gone as Ella wanted, she would have gone to the ball with her stepmother and stepsisters because she finished all her chores and updated her birth mother’s old gown to fit her.  Ella’s not asking for anything when her fairy godmother shows up — she has stopped believing in the power of dreams almost entirely at that point. 

Her godmother tells her she can’t go to the ball like this (all dressed in rags and crying), and Ella says “The ball? Oh, but I’m not—” and her godmother says of course she is.

"Even miracles take a little time."

Her godmother isn’t there to machinate things so Cinderella can marry a prince.  She’s there to restore Cinderella’s faith.

And it works.

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It’s 04:30am and I can’t sleep because I’m mad about the patriarchy. Also chronic insomnia (I suspect the patriarchy had a hand in that too).

http://rowenamarion.tumblr.com/post/83225819186/thelastunicorg

thelastunicorg:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then…

Pine. Pine is perfect. Let’s use Pine.

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

handsomedogs:

electricalivia:

Signal boosting for all my friends in Vancouver. Show this bitch she didn’t steal a purse, you can’t just walk away with someone’s family member!

http://instagram.com/p/m9Zhsnq-uZ/

handsomedogs:

electricalivia:

Signal boosting for all my friends in Vancouver. Show this bitch she didn’t steal a purse, you can’t just walk away with someone’s family member!

http://instagram.com/p/m9Zhsnq-uZ/

jester-of-blood:

sanoblaze23:

bleeding-shortcake:

thunderswarehouse:

iamoceanic:

a-wind-temple-in-appalachia:

trainhowyoufight:

I found what happened to the budget in America.
The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. 
Wake up, America.

Ronald MechDonald.

ibs happenig

To fight monsters. We created McMonsters.

Attack on McTitan

Pacific McRimmets.

Shinji get in the fucking clown

jester-of-blood:

sanoblaze23:

bleeding-shortcake:

thunderswarehouse:

iamoceanic:

a-wind-temple-in-appalachia:

trainhowyoufight:

I found what happened to the budget in America.

The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. 

Wake up, America.

Ronald MechDonald.

ibs happenig

To fight monsters. We created McMonsters.

Attack on McTitan

Pacific McRimmets.

Shinji get in the fucking clown

(Source: weaponsgradegains)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

Starring Gina Torres, Katee Sackhoff, Zoe Saldana, Michelle Rodriguez, Lucy Liu, and probably Scarlett Johansson. I don’t know who the male would be. I don’t know that I care- he is just eye candy after all. …I bet Emma Thompson would make a great villain…
yoyomademoiselle:

I want to cry at how much this true. Wake up to go to sleep again and repeat.

yoyomademoiselle:

I want to cry at how much this true.

Wake up to go to sleep again and repeat.

(Source: furiosum)

sapphettegirl:

hungrylikethewolfie:

live-action modern day “the lion king”
NEW YORK, 1960s. The civil rights movement reaches its crest. Mufasa, a prominent activist leader in the city, clashes against his younger brother Scar, himself a prominent leader of the mafia underground. Politics against politics, brother against brother; Mufasa dies, Scar reigns. A new law governs New York in the 70s: blood and bribery.

Idris Elba as Mufasa, Michael K. Williams as Scar, Naomie Harris as Sarabi, Jaden Smith as Young Simba, Amandla Stenberg as Young Nala (not giffed), Taraji P. Henson as Timon, Mo’Nique as Pumbaa, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Older Simba, Kerry Washington as Older Nala, John Boyega as Kovu, Zoe Kravitz as Kiara.

OH

MY

GOD

…….aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MUST SEE THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks)

tehdes:

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

Oh look, it’s how I’ve felt for my entire life.

(Source: friendlyaxolotl)